Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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