Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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