Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize