Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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