In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Boobs are out for the taking
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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