I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
He kissed a someone with a penis
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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