Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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