yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
the liver wants what the liver wants
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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