Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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