I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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