Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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