No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
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