didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I don't think brook has ever known best
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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