Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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