yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
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When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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