is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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