she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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