I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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