yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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