chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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