We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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