I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Couch. On fire.
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