okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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