I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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