is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
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She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
you inspire me to be a worse person
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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