Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
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