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• (650): View more from California

  one two three fourrrrnication!

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Just mADE A PArabola og urine

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand

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• (646): View more from New York

  She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.

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