no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.