Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
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I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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