i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
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god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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