I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Do vagina's smell?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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