I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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