I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
