Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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