walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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