you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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