so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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