My brain says no but my pants say off.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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