I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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