I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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