We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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