Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
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Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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