Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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