that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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