Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Randomize
