I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
We just shotgunned beers for America
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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