So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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