He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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