we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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