did you get engaged???
i barfeds in our rink
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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