I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
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Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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