'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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