Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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