i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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