Her vagina should come with caution tape.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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