i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
