you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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