Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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