I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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